Luigina Rocchi
Nude

From the beginning, with Arabian Nights (1974), it was clear that Luigina Rocchi was the one to watch. Unlike the skinny, green-wearing mustached second fiddle to Super Mario, Luigina is nobody’s sidekick. But Miss Rocchi was pulling a bait and switch with us. We thought it was Luigina flashing all three B’s when she blew a lucky fella inside an Arabian tent in a scene that had us pitching our own tents. Luigina then spread her legs to let him shoot her with a golden dildo he attached to a bow and arrow–what an archer. But alas, that ass wasn’t Luigina’s. Instead, it was the work of a dastardly double. While she’d been in stuff like Slave of the Cannibal God (1978) and The Highschool Girl Repeating Class (1978) Luigina’s relative anonymity made her work in Cannibal Holocaust (1980) feel very real. Unfortunately, the famed first-of-its-kind-found-footage flick didn’t really launch her career, and Luigina was stuck doing around one movie a year like the blonde-haired prehistoric warrior action flick Yor: The Hunter from the Future (1983), the Southeast Asian action flick The Violent Breed (1984), the digital thriller Computron 22 (1988) and her last ever on-screen role in the Russian nerve gas hostage drama Getting Even (1989). Even with all these opportunities, Luigina never showed us her real body on screen and since she hasn’t acted in over three decades it doesn’t look like we’ll be getting one soon. What a shame Miss Rocchi pulled a no-see. Luigina may have one fine piece of vagina.